Koala and the Lizard
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- A koala was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint…
- …when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said:”Hey, koala! What are you doing?” The koala said: ”Smoking a joint. Come up and have some!”
- So the little lizard climbed up and sat down next to the koala, where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard became so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard: ”What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree with the koala, smoking a joint, but that he got too stoned and fell into the river while having a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, so he walked into the rain forest and found the tree where the koala was sitting, finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up and said: "Hey you!"
So the koala looked down at him and said:
"Shiiiiit, dude...How much water did you drink?"
